Toasts to the Groom

"To the man who has conquered the bride's heart, and her mother's."

"Here's to the groom, a man who keeps his head though he loses his heart."

"Here's to marriage, that happy estate that resembles a pair of scissors: 'So joined that they cannot be separated, often moving in opposite directions, yet punishing anyone who comes between them.'"

“Here's a toast to your new bride who has everything a girl could want in her life, except for good taste in men!”